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Top 10 Retro Films & Television of 2024

#1 DUNE part 2: Epic, loud, grandiose, masterpiece of sci-fi, we’ve all heard the accolades and praise. We have all binged on both parts 1&2 of Denis Villaneuve multiple times. More action and faster paced than the first installment; we follow Paul Atreides and his

#1 DUNE part 2:
Epic, loud, grandiose, masterpiece of sci-fi, we’ve all heard the accolades and praise. We have all binged on both parts 1&2 of Denis Villaneuve multiple times. More action and faster paced than the first installment; we follow Paul Atreides and his Bene Geserit mother as they galvanize the Fremen people into a planetary uprising and seize control of the known galaxy. The Hans Zimmer score is a far improvement from what I criticized about part 1. The acting is stellar and exceptional. A high recommendation if you haven’t taken the time to watch already.

 

#2 Shogun (FX series)
Based on the 1975 novel by James Clavell, previously adapted into a 1980 miniseries. the ensemble cast includes Hiroyuki Sanada, Cosmo Jarvis, Anna Sawai, Tadanobu Asano, Takehiro Hira, Tommy Bastow, and Fumi Nikaido. Featuring a mostly Japanese cast with majority of the dialogue in the Japanese language, Shogun is different. When I say “different”, I mean Different. The writing on this series was out-of-this-world. The production, the cinematography – oh my.

 

#3 X-MEN 97’
The return of the X family! I was already withdrawn from any hope or confidence in Disney. The aches and pains of super-hero fatigue was set into the muscles like knots and Charlie horses. Marvel or the MCU had abused my fandom with endless insults to character I’d grown up reading from the Mandarin, to Black Panther even the Midnight Sons before you even saw the Midnight Sons. It was all just an endless reel after reel of jokes, flashing lights and 2-dimensional storylines. However, my depression was thrashed against a cliff when X-MEN 97 premiered. It was everything I didn’t know I needed and improved upon. The Summers Family fractured and reunited, Magneto proved right by the season finale, Storm cementing her position as an Omega level goddess and humanity always destined to betray themselves and be prey to their own prejudices. 10 out of 10.

 

#4 Longlegs
The highest grossing independent film of 2024, directed by Osgood Perkins and starring Maika Monroe, Nicolas Cage, Blair Underwood, Alicia Witt. A police procedural horror film set during the nineteen-nineties that follows an FBI investigation into a serial killer that is behind a series of murders involving fathers that murder their entire family before themselves. Osgood’s last feature film Blackcoats Daughter already established him as a new voice in the horror genre with moody tones, color pallets and storytelling. Recommended for fans of X-Files, Kolchak, Millennium and Angel Heart.

 

#5 MAXXXINE
The heavily anticipated direct sequel to X and Pearl came like a peeper in an x-rated booth. This final entry in the trilogy is full-blown 80s degeneracy: pastels, dayglow, hairspray, porn, vhs, sex cults and cocaine. I have one disagreement with anyone that has reviewed or critiqued this film – this is not just a slasher film, this is Giallo. Giallo (Italian: [ˈdʒallo]; pl.: gialli; from giallo, lit. ’yellow’) is a genre of murder mystery fiction that often contains slasher, thriller, psychological horror, psychological thriller, sexploitation, and, less frequently, supernatural horror elements. Mia Goth is front and center once-again delivering a knockout performance.

 

#6 Late Night with the Devil
The new Halloween cult classic. If I had seen this film on youtube, I would have sworn that this was a lost episode of Tales from the Darkside. It’s always good to see David Dastmalchian (Suicide Squad, Dark Knight, Animals) in a leading role. He is a very talented actor and always brings a worth-watching performance to his characters. The film is as analog and minimum as you can get up until the film act, prior to that this is a great paced chamber play about the foils of success and the price of one’s soul. Watch it.

 

#7 Terminator Zero
Let me tell you. Let me tell you. This is the only anime on my list and I loved it. Let us be real and honest, Terminator movies haven’t been good since T2. All of them suck. The Sara Connor chronicles and Dark Fate gets a light pass but, it’s been a dead franchise for decades. That is until now. Terminator Zero has a fresh setting, new characters, new possibilities, and a more philosophical examination of Judgement Day. I loved it. Loved it. If they do make a new season I’ll be there (for better or worse) but, if this is a one and done – I am okay with that. Animation services were provided by Production I.G under the direction of Masashi Kudō. The eight-episode series premiered on August 29, 2024.

 

#8 Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice
Finally a movie that respects Michael Keaton enough to revisit one of his more iconic roles unlike the recent Flash movie that wasted the return of 89’ Batman to a throwaway character.  Beetlejuice 2x is a fun sequel to a beloved Halloween film from our childhoods. Winona Ryder and Catherine O’Hara anchor this Psycho-comedic romp with refreshing performances by Jenny Ortega and Justin Theroux. A definite rental.

 

#9 Alien Romulus
Claustrophobic, sci-fi horror is back. A good mixture of practical effects, digital effects, mood, setting and performances certifies this as worthy Alien film. Romulus isn’t a perfect movie or a great movie. It is simply a good entry in the franchise that tries to bridge the mythos of the Alien and Prometheus timelines together once and for all. Biggest criticism might be the final boss but, most definitely the shoehorning of Ian Holms android model from the original alien film. Overall a 7 out of 10. Biggest question yet to be answered – Where the hell is David?

 

#10 Love Lies Bleeding
A tumultuous, lurid, gritty, unwashed yet absurdly abstract crime film and queer romance. This is the eighties that people don’t talk about. The rural out of town trailer park eighties, when the furniture had plastic on the cushions with cigarette burns to match the stench in the air and stains on the wall in the family room. Pickup truck heaven and lunch always came fresh from a can of frank n beans. Kristin Stewart stars in this glittery backdoor love story as a young adult dealing with a dysfunctional and criminal family and working at the local gym, mopping floors, cleaning toilets and hustling juice to her clientele. Her options seem dire until she meets Jackie (Katy O’Brian) a transient body builder with her own past and demons. Both fall in love and try to break out of the cycle of violence that plagues them both. Also starring Ed Harris, Dave Franco and Jenna Malone.

 

 

sam.haine@newretrowave.com

A misanthropic fiction writer and pop culture killer, originally from NYC as well loiterer of the Philadelphia area. The author of a handful of spoken word albums. Member of the Jade Palace Guard; a collective of underground lo-fi artists. Creator and author of HAINESVILLE. Currently residing in Tucson, AZ.

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